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Kat-a-piller
04-18-2001, 09:40 AM
Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 Feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.

No piece of paper can be folded more than 7 times.

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

1 in every 4 Americans has appeared on television.

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.

A Boeing 747's wingspan is longer than the Wright brothers' first flight.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating
1 olive from each salad served in first-class.

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA."

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

The 57 on the Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.

The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

The first owner of the Marlboro company died of lung cancer.

Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.

Betsy Ross is the only real person to ever have been the head on a Pez dispenser.

Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor.

Marilyn Monroe had six toes.

All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen wearing them in public.

Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.

HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITHOUT KNOWING THESE THINGS?

1. The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

2. Coca-Cola was originally green.

3. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.

4. Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

5. The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work Alaska

6. The percentage of Africa that is wilderness 28% --- now get this.

7. The percentage of North America that is wilderness 38%

8. The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven $6,400

9. The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour 61,000

10. Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

11. The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

12. The youngest pope was 11 years old.

13. The first novel ever written on a typewriter Tom Sawyer.

14. Those San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.

15. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history.

Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs - Alexander the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar

16. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

17. If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

18. Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.

20. "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

21. Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that make them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.

22. No NFL team which plays its home games in a domed stadium has ever won a Superbowl. (this must have been written before the Rams won the superbowl)

23. The only two days of the year in which there are no professional sports games (MLB, NBA, NHL, or NFL) are the day before and the day after the Major League all-stars Game.

24. How about this.... The nursery rhyme
"Ring around the Rosey" is a rhyme about the plague. Infected people with the plague would get red circular sores ("Ring around the rosey..."), these sores would smell very bad, so common folks would put flowers on their bodies somewhere (inconspicuously) so that they would cover the smell of the sores ("...a pocket full of posies..."). People who died from the plague would be burned so as to reduce the possible spread of the disease ("...ashes, ashes, we all fall down!").

Q. What occurs more often in December than any other month?
A. Conception.

Q. What separates "60 Minutes," on CBS from every other TV show?
A. No theme song.

Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace.

Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?
A. Obsession

Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand

Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
A. All invented by women.

Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey

Q. There are more collect calls on this day than any other day of the year?
A. Father's Day

Q. What trivia fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?
A. He was allergic to carrots.

Q. What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
A. Snoop in your medicine cabinet.

Rumor
04-18-2001, 03:22 PM
Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there. Then I need to get new repellent

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 Feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush. Looks like I add on to the outhouse

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma. Now I know what to do with that baby coconut tree that I got for my birthday

No piece of paper can be folded more than 7 times. wanna bet

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. which is why I don't ride donkeys

1 in every 4 Americans has appeared on television. I know, I'm that 1 American who's always on

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television. if that were true, I'd wear a size 0

Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older. guess I should have left them trees alone

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum. it was also the first time that a bar code reader broke down and the fixer man couldn't be located for days

The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache. and jacks or better to open

A Boeing 747's wingspan is longer than the Wright brothers' first flight. which is why I don't fly either

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating
1 olive from each salad served in first-class. I never got any olives when I flew, wait that was United

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise. so do my eyes

The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA." The first cd people got tired of listening to was "born in the usa."

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. NOT TRUE

The 57 on the Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had. I love a good pickle, goes great with weenies

The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets. the plastic things on my shoes are called velcro

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin. Man, it's awful dead in my house then

The first owner of the Marlboro company died of lung cancer. :(

Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts. Isn't that just too precious:p :rolleyes:

Betsy Ross is the only real person to ever have been the head on a Pez dispenser. That was from the popular, American Revolution series in 1776

Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined. Hey big man, let me hold a dollar

Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor. Stupid doctor

Marilyn Monroe had six toes. but diamonds are a girls best friend

All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen wearing them in public. I guess that makes me qualified for the Presidency then

Walt Disney was afraid of mice. I'm afraid of mice too. Little cartoon mice

The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly. I bet no one wanted toast and jelly that day

HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITHOUT KNOWING THESE THINGS? I can't

1. The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. Shocking

2. Coca-Cola was originally green. Those silly Irish, green soda pop

3. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury. and I can't keep that money either

4. Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. HUH

5. The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work Alaska cause their sled dogs are too pooped

6. The percentage of Africa that is wilderness 28% --- now get this. true

7. The percentage of North America that is wilderness 38% true

8. The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven $6,400 and worth every penny

9. The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour 61,000 that's about right. Tons of planes just flew overhead

10. Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. Now that would explain alot

11. The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910. I saw that in Guiness book

12. The youngest pope was 11 years old. :eek:

13. The first novel ever written on a typewriter Tom Sawyer. and the letters on the typewriter were aemorstwy

14. Those San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments. They don't get rid of them, cause the conductors drive like maniacs and people are afraid of them

15. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history.

Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne charlemagne and orange juice are called mimosas. Oh, that's champaign
Clubs - Alexander the Great great at what?
Diamonds - Julius Caesar i love caesar salad

16. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
Is that your final answer?

17. If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes. if he had all four legs in the air, well never mind

18. Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later. they were too busy with their Betsy Ross pez dispensers

20. "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. And that's all it takes to describe yours truly

21. Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that make them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt. That's not true. It's called that cause in order to get candy, guys would have to give me a kiss. Needless to say, Mr. Hershey fired me.

22. No NFL team which plays its home games in a domed stadium has ever won a Superbowl. (this must have been written before the Rams won the superbowl)
Maybe the Rams really didn't win?

23. The only two days of the year in which there are no professional sports games (MLB, NBA, NHL, or NFL) are the day before and the day after the Major League all-stars Game. it takes those extra days for all the big jets to fly in and out of the airports

24. How about this.... The nursery rhyme
"Ring around the Rosey" is a rhyme about the plague. Infected people with the plague would get red circular sores ("Ring around the rosey..."), these sores would smell very bad, so common folks would put flowers on their bodies somewhere (inconspicuously) so that they would cover the smell of the sores ("...a pocket full of posies..."). People who died from the plague would be burned so as to reduce the possible spread of the disease ("...ashes, ashes, we all fall down!"). Now, I really didn't need to know that

Q. What occurs more often in December than any other month?
A. Conception. cause plantin' season is over for the year

Q. What separates "60 Minutes," on CBS from every other TV show?
A. No theme song. tick tick tick isn't a song

Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace. true in my case, unfortunately

Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?
A. Obsession Not around here

Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand uh uh. dollar

Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
A. All invented by women. I take credit for everything

Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey That is so true. My sweetie called me honey and said I wasn't spoiled

Q. There are more collect calls on this day than any other day of the year?
A. Father's Day Remember 1-800-Collect for all those collect calls

Q. What trivia fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?
A. He was allergic to carrots. I don't blame him. nasty food

Q. What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
A. Snoop in your medicine cabinet. boy, they certainly would be surprised if they snooped in mine