Jokes from Autoweek magazine. hehehe

[Rumor]

The Top 10 Track Announcements that have been banned regarding the new Viagra sponsered race car......

10-"...it had a long, hard run today."
9-"...dives into the pits for a splash and go."
8-"...is extending his lead."
7-"... rear-ends the leader."
6-"...had used up his rubber."
5-"...had stiff competition today."
4-"...is dropping fluid on the track."
3-"...has been hard on his equipment."
2-"...has been hard on the competiton."

And the No. 1 commetn banned in the broadcasting booth regarding the Viagra-Sponsered race car:

1-"...he fell out early.""

[Martin6]

Rumor,

Funny last year, when the viagra car was bringing up the rear! Not now with Martin though sorry I dissaprove.:mad:

Hey come to think of it the viagra ride still is bringing up the rear!

[Rumor]

Martin,

The joke is about Viagra, not about Mark Martin. :rolleyes:

[Martin6]

Sorry So uptight! I have had a very crummy day. VERY!