Rumor
01-24-2001, 11:28 AM
Rejected Country-Western Song Titles
13-- The Trailer Sure Seems Lonely Now That You and Our Nine Kids Are Gone
12-- You Can Take the Boy Outta the Country, but You Can't Take the Bullets Outta That Liberal City-Boy Who Just Cut Me Off in His Saab
11-- Smells Like Team Roping
10-- I Dropped the Bookcase On My Darlin' and Pleaded Shelf Defense
9-- (Her Bar Tab Is a) Leading Economic Indicator
8-- I Thought I Had Tourette's, But I Just Like Talkin' Dirty To You
7-- You're My Kleenex of Love, and I'm Afraid I'm Gonna Blow It
6-- Bacon and Eczema For Two
5-- Achy, Breaky, Hanky, Panky, Am I Drunk or Are You Skanky?
4-- The Ballad of Pretty Mouth Dan
3-- My Urine is A-Burnin', and You'd Better Believe I'm Pissed
2-- Tearstains on My Pillow Are the Only Wet Spots in My Bed
1-- I Can't Stop Thinkin' About Cowboys (And I'm a Cowboy, Too)
13-- The Trailer Sure Seems Lonely Now That You and Our Nine Kids Are Gone
12-- You Can Take the Boy Outta the Country, but You Can't Take the Bullets Outta That Liberal City-Boy Who Just Cut Me Off in His Saab
11-- Smells Like Team Roping
10-- I Dropped the Bookcase On My Darlin' and Pleaded Shelf Defense
9-- (Her Bar Tab Is a) Leading Economic Indicator
8-- I Thought I Had Tourette's, But I Just Like Talkin' Dirty To You
7-- You're My Kleenex of Love, and I'm Afraid I'm Gonna Blow It
6-- Bacon and Eczema For Two
5-- Achy, Breaky, Hanky, Panky, Am I Drunk or Are You Skanky?
4-- The Ballad of Pretty Mouth Dan
3-- My Urine is A-Burnin', and You'd Better Believe I'm Pissed
2-- Tearstains on My Pillow Are the Only Wet Spots in My Bed
1-- I Can't Stop Thinkin' About Cowboys (And I'm a Cowboy, Too)